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Soft spoken, fun loving gentleman enjoys outdoors, horseback riding, dancing, partying, hot tubbing, massage and all the sensual pleasures to follow. Like meeting new friends to share mutual interests, new experiences, fantasy fulfillment and mutually satisfying pleasures.

. Seeking woman or couple for fun and adventure. Am honest, sincere, discreet, D&D free and appreciate same.Woman or couple to share friendship and fun from mild to wild.

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i guess im just a regular guy who does crazy stuff, i ride motocros. was in bands but the scene got weird. and i used to be a pro dj but im just now starting to make pro mixes again, i just wanna have fun and find a woman who doesnt have to go to the bar every night, i bought a house i like to use it ya know.

plus gettin arrested because i had a few beers isnt on my agenda. Funny personal ad looking for girls who arenet crazy, i went thropugh alot of relationship problems and i need some one who either dosent want to be attatched or if she does she really means it

well, i'm an honest, respectful & fun guy that likes to go out & chill or stay in & watch movies among other things :-D. i'm all about clean & safe sex so i will always wear a condom no matter what! NO EXCEPTIONS!.

when it comes to in the bedroom theres a lot of things i want to try & a lot of places i still want to try. i like to be rough & go deep, but i can also be gentle if need be. if theres anything you want to know about me just ask i'm laid back, very chill & open minded.

as of now i would like to find someone i could get to know that i get along with & if we have a good connection we can see if there can be something more.

if it turns out that i become a f**k friend with someone thats fine as long as its no strings attached. if i have messaged you & you cant send back email me on A-O-L my S/N on there is ItsGood2BKING82i like my women to be short with big breasts(not a must but i like B cup & bigger)as my name says its what i luv & i like my women shaved as well :-).

i like women between ages 21-35 that are thin, athletic, average, a few extra pounds(meaning 10-40lbs over normal weight for your hieght)kind of body.

i'll give almost anyone a chance that meets the criteria. i'm looking for someone that is cool & can hold a conversation. someone who knows when to be serious & when to have a sense of humor.

i would like the woman to be within an hr drive of delaware county, pa. if it seems like you take an interest to what my profile says don't hesitate to send me a message. :-) i like white, hispanic, asian, & some light skinned mixed women.

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funny and ambitious lady

I am a smart, funny and ambitious lady , with a good stable career. I am a very independent person, I am looking for that quality I see in couples where they love the company of one another and make each other laugh.

I am at the stage where the bar scene is becoming less attractive, but I’m not ready for the big house in the plano just yet. I am looking for a down to earth, optimistic, spontaneous man who likes to laugh and have fun.

A person that I can be interactive with and has a bit of an edge. I think fun is more who you are with than what you are doing, so I can have a good time just about anywhere.

I don't work all the time and I like to get out and have Funny personal ad a good time when I can. "Get out" being the key words in that last sentance. I workout 3 - 5 times a week and do my best to eat healthy but life is about balance there is nothing wrong with a burger and beer now and then

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ORIGNALLY FROM BROOKLYN NEW YORK About me,make sure you're sitting down, here I go 1. I Live in LA & Hollywood Hills, but the 3rd Alley & 4th trash Can, and my Trash can top is newly painted. 2.

I'm leasing a Big Wheel at Toys R Us for .98 cent a month for 60 month, I wanted a Green Machine, but they said I needed a Co-signer,cause the car note is .19 cent a month 3. I have Foodstamps with my picture on it,, lol 4.

I have a Slauson Swap Meet credit card with a .00 credit limit, so I have the hook up on the socks, lol . 5. I have a Cell & Hm Phone which is the same number,but its located at a Pay phone booth on the corner of La Brea & Sunset with a Chair in it, so if you're passing by,blow your horn, 6.

I'm leasing my Michael Jordan tennis shoe at the Pawn shop for .33cent a day. 7- I'm on my computer only when Kinkos closes,so I sneak in the back way,and use there computer,lol Well, thats enuff for now,,, PS: callgirl hackensack Yes these are all jokes Now the real me,,, I'm single, never married , no kids & I love the hell out of kids.

I'm originally from Brooklyn New York & live here now and been here a little over 2 years.I'm your average brotha, Romantic & Funny, & I mean Funny looking,,lol,, I love to have fun & chill at its moment.

I like Bowling, playin Basketball, Movies & Late nite walk on the beach, Hint Hint, For a Living, I own 2 Company, A Record Label & also a Credit Repair Company, thats for for people with bad credit, I Erase Bad Credit.

If you're feelin a brotha & you wanna get to know me,then leave me a message & if you can't then leave me a message on my personal at feelthisbrotha at dot com. As for me, I'm straight forward,so do the same so we can both be on the same page, feel me I'm not looking for no games,so don't take it personal .

.Cause I won't,, lol I'm a Respectful brotha in the streets,but a straight up freak in the sheet,,, enuff said1.I'm looking for someone who smoke weed everyday and drink and have no life,,lol 2.

I want someone who talk on the phone all day and don't have a job, and they dont' take bath, lol 3. I want someone who likes to steal meat out of the market and sale it back to the market as a discount, lol 4.

I want someone who has bad ass credit,So I can clean it up and let them mess it up again, lol 5- I want someone who don't know how to cook,but love the hell out of TV Dinners,lol And yes again,THESE ARE ALL JOKES, for those that take it serious But on the real, be "STRAIGHT UP FRONT" If you're looking a paying customers, Sorry, I'm not the one, not my style,, so don't take that personal either, cause I won't, lol

I'm a tall straight, gentleman ho likes ordinary (vanilla) sex, oral and 69. My mind is longing for a long term relationship/family. But I've been single too long and my body wants sex. So right now I could settle for "friends width benefits".

(...my secret fantasy is to have a long term relationship width a bi-sexual couple (two girls).) Funny personal ad If you are a ordinary woman ho likes the same things, contact me.

Writing a profile is not something that's easy for me to do but here goes...Me: Fun-Loving, creative, adventurous, ambitious & educated. I'm healthy, in shape and have an open mind. I'm not superficial and truly believe a good connection is on many levels, yet reality proves initial attraction is important.

I will share photos upon request. As for my background...I asked for a life less ordinary and have definitely enjoyed the scenic route.

Been around the world and experienced more than I ever imagined but still want more! Have come to realize that there doesn't have to be a line between the fun & productive life.

..just have to keep it stimulating & purposeful. My career in medical business can be quite stressful, so I am always looking for creative outlets and other therapeutic solutions!lol I'm currently involved in a recording project as a co-producer/singer/songwriter, also enjoy outdoor sports and have many other interests.

Funny personal ad I'm a free-spirited entrepreneur looking for some fun for now, possibly more. Neurosurgical medical professional by day but am well-versed at having fun outside of work and do my best to find balance.

lol I'm looking for a like-minded individual that can relate or just wants to have some fun. Personality and an open-mind score high! Whether it's spontaneous outdoor fun or going out for dinner & drinks, live music, sports, movies or heading into a recording studio for production.

..never a dull moment! Let me know if there are some parallels or you're interested in talking and we can go from there!

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Love to spend my time between surfing in florida and snowboarding in colorado. Laid back callgirl hackensack attitide that doesn't take life as serious as most of the people here in south beach.loves to be taken care of and likes all of her fantasies to be delivered.

passionate extremely sexual gentleman looking for an independent attractive and equally sexual woman

I'm a mature and young hearted, professional gentleman. I love to charm a woman, weather to seduce or just to uplift their not so pleasant day. I am a homeowner in south austin texas. I have no children, nor have I ever been married.

Funny personal ad looking for an attractive and independent woman or women. I don't mind if you have children, or if you are a bit older than me, I am intrested in finding a woman who wants to please and take care of her man with that in return.